Little Bits of This and That

1. I started a post about ten things about the Butcher that crack me up. I could only come up with eight, though. Once you get past the fire breathing and the wire men he leaves all over the house as tiny sight gags, there's not much more to say. He's just a funny guy. You can't really break it out into individual pieces. 2. I believe I'm the only person who can set off her fire alarm merely by boiling water. 3. Our favorite Boy Scout is putting a new floor in his living room. Because I have the maturity of a 14 year old, it's all I can do to keep from sending him an email that says "Heh, you said 'hard wood.'" 4. Huck is fixing for a fight, for those of you who are also looking to do battle. Right now he's busy baiting libertarians. 5. Every so often, Flea does these mailbags, and I read them faithfully, hoping that one of her readers will ask if she has any instructional videos about how to shoot ping pong balls out of her cooter and if that's even a good idea to try. No one has, as of yet, which means I'm going to have to break down and do it. Unless she reads this. So, everyone, you must click on the link, causing her to check her stats and wonder what's going on over here. She'll come look, see my question, and answer it. And that way, I won't have to figure out how to word the email.