Blue Monday
I'm going back to work.
I used to think that, if I won the lottery, I'd still work, just for something to do. Bullshit. I might not immediately move, because lord do I hate moving, but I'd give notice and just sit around all day.
But, I did not win the lottery, so my vacation is at an end and the world is picking itself up, dusting itself off, and continuing about its business as normal. Dan Abrams is my TV boyfriend once again. I've put my bra back on. And soon I'll return to grouching about the shitty dog owners in my neighborhood.
Ah, well, it was fun while it lasted.
posted by Aunt B at 6/20/2005 07:32:00 AM
3 Comments:
Are you kidding me? I have always said that if I won the lottery, they'd have to clean out my desk for me. I'd call in, maybe, to say goodbye.
Problem is....you have to play the lottery to win, and I don't play.
Ah, well. Glad you had some braless time.
I was starting to the think that there was another unemployed blogger out there.
I too will always cherish our time together, but we both know you belong with Danny Boy. You're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.
I still remember the first time you said you'd still work if you won the lottery over the phone and I remember saying, "Really?" in disbelief.
Dude, if I won the lottery I wouldn't even call in though, "I'm not calling in sick, I'm calling in mindblowingly wealthy" sounds good. Instead, I would hire a truck with very loud speakers mounted on it to drive around the block playing "take this job and shove it" at top volume. Over and over and over again.
Actually, I like to walk around my house and sing that sometimes. Over and over again because I only know about 15 words of it.
I ain't workin' here no more - SuperGenius
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