Let's All Attack Mark Felt!

I'm too young to remember Watergate and so the revelation of Deep Throat's identity has been just a blip on my radar. But, that blip has made me go, "What the fuck?" I honestly cannot believe--okay, I can believe it, but it's bullshit--that people are criticizing him for having "unclear" motives, as if his motivation somehow taints the end result. Yes, you're right. Let's just wait around for the perfect people to come to our rescue, the people who are wholly pure and motivated only by their desire for justice to come forward and save us from ourselves. Oh, Superman, where are you?

Whew, boy am I glad that I never have to actually do anything, because my motivations will never be pure enough for the talking heads.