Friday, June 03, 2005

Let's All Attack Mark Felt!

I'm too young to remember Watergate and so the revelation of Deep Throat's identity has been just a blip on my radar. But, that blip has made me go, "What the fuck?" I honestly cannot believe--okay, I can believe it, but it's bullshit--that people are criticizing him for having "unclear" motives, as if his motivation somehow taints the end result. Yes, you're right. Let's just wait around for the perfect people to come to our rescue, the people who are wholly pure and motivated only by their desire for justice to come forward and save us from ourselves. Oh, Superman, where are you?

Whew, boy am I glad that I never have to actually do anything, because my motivations will never be pure enough for the talking heads.


Blogger Yankee, Transferred said...

Personally, I'm waiting for Mighty Mouse.
This is another great post.

6/03/2005 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I question your motives for writing this post. It's very unclear. I feel tainted.


6/03/2005 10:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jon, I will give you the real scoop on this post. Meet me at a secure location.

6/03/2005 12:05:00 PM  
Blogger Aunt B said...

Shoot, y'all are on to me.

6/03/2005 04:08:00 PM  

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