The Corporate Shill Shills for Me
posted by Aunt B at 8/26/2005 04:41:00 PM
Friday, August 26, 2005
About Me
- Name: Aunt B
- Location: Nashville, Tennessee, United States
Like Donnell Alexander says, "It's about completing the task of living with enough spontaneity to splurge some of it on bystanders, to share with others working through their own travails a little of your bonus life." But, it's mostly the kind of place that folks looking for "girls and cars" stumble across by accident.
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THE CAST OF CHARACTERS
Aunt B.--Your kind host.The Butcher--My youngest brother, who lives with me and works as, you guessed it, a butcher. He knows everyone in town.
The Recalcitrant Brother--Our middle brother, who lives in rural Georgia and has a kind of movie star life, if that movie star is Burt Reynolds in Deliverance.
The Reverend--Our Dad, a Methodist minister, perpetually three years from retirement.
Mom--Our Mom. She doesn't get a funny nickname because our mom will not stand for funny nicknames.
Mrs. Wigglebottom--My dog. She's got terrible manners.
The Corporate Shill--Or The Shill, as we call her. My friend from college who was constantly getting me into trouble and going to parties she neglected to tell me about where cute boys would ask her "Where's Aunt B.?"
The Legal Eagle--The Shill's husband.
The Super Genius--She lived next door to me my freshman year of college and we've been friends ever since my first day on the floor.
Miss J.--My first adult friend, meaning the first lasting friendship I made after college. She was my roommate in grad school.
Her Lover--Her Husband.
The Divine Ms. B.--Miss J.'s sister and one of my heroes, because she's brave and funny and mystic and fearless.
JR--My oldest friend. I've known her since I was in the second grade.
Elias--JR's husband and the person who's musical tastes have most strongly affected my own. Oh, how I long to be cooler than him!
The Professor--My closest friend here in Nashville. She's a genius, but she'll never tell you that.
The Man from GM--I've known him since I was 16 and he still hasn't forgiven me for telling him I was a vegetarian when I wasn't.
The Redheaded Kid--No one knows where he comes from or where he goes when he leaves here. I assume he's the Butcher's friend. The Butcher assumes he's mine.
10 Comments:
I can not wait for mine to come in!
Well, I have met the Shill, albeit very briefly, and she is indeed that cute.
I cant believe my wife is showing off her boobs on the internet
LE
They're nice boobs and nobody but you ever gets to see them. Why are you so selfish?
Aunt B. -- can you offer a kid's size of the shirt? I'll buy a couple for my nieces.
I want to see a picture of that cutie Tim Morgan in his!
mystery girl
For some reason I can't take my eyes off that shirt.
Mystery girl, so do I!
LE, I take it the Shill hasn't told you how she paid for college... Just kidding.
Shill, for you, anything. I didn't know what bigness your relatives were, so I added three different sizes. Maybe one is appropriate for your lupine nephew.
Sarcastro, you should have been there when we got kicked out of Victoria's secret. We learned the hard way that her secret is only for chicks with small tits.
Dammit, Aunt B. How can I get my hot little hands on one of those Tiny Cat Pants tees? I want to wear it out when I play in clubs. It looks tragically hip.
Tragically hip? Shoot, you know how to flatter a person. Just look to the right and you can click below the t-shirt and go to cafe press and order you up one.
Though I don't know that I would describe me as tragically hip... not in the least. I am as nerdy as they come.
My goodness! I need to get one of these!
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