My New Reader & Other Stuff

1. Today when the Butcher came to pick me up from work, he said, "Two dollar beers." To which I said, "Are you going to come?" To which he said, "Can I sign autographs?" To which I said, "If people ask for them." And then I said, "Wait, how did you know?" And he said, "I was reading Tiny Cat Pants today to find out if you were really pissed at me and just not telling me." 2. I've added some fine monotheistic bloggers to the right--Josh Tinley, who is smart and Methodist; Katherine, who I think would probably kick my ass if we ever met in person, but I find her very thought-provoking; and Shaun Groves, who, damn it, I made fun of, but then ended up really digging on his blog. Let us pray that they don't pray for my heathen soul. 3. It's not really my goal to become the chick who rehashes Egalia, but America, how can you look at these girls and not love them? 4. Fisk University is getting a lot of awesome national coverage lately. 5. Every time the Butcher cooks, I eat without issue. Every time I cook, I have to have antacid tablets before bed. I don't think I'm a bad cook, but I might be overdoing it on the garlic.