Friday, August 05, 2005

Granite Falls, Revisited

I'm about to go have lunch with the Queen and the Divine Miss B. at Granite Falls. I cannot wait. I am, of course, going to have a burger. I am also, of course, going to bitch about the fact that they no longer have the Patio Burger. Then, I'm going to take Miss B. and Mrs. Wigglebottom to the park. It will be a tad warmer than Mrs. Wigglebottom prefers, so we may have to make it a park with a puddle for splashing. Then, later tonight, if I can stay awake that long, I will get drunk with my friends and sing for them all a little Charlie Daniels about poor girls and rich girls and college and work. They won't get it, but it'll make me happy.

3 Comments:

Blogger Busy Mom said...

No Patio Burger?!

8/05/2005 12:41:00 PM  
Blogger KlevaBich said...

Please tell me what kind of dog Mrs. Wigglebottom is. I used to call my Rat Terrier "Maggie Wigglewoo," a name blatently ripped off from an "Abby Wigglywoo" somewhere in Florida...

8/05/2005 02:32:00 PM  
Blogger Aunt B said...

Mrs. Wigglebottom is an American Staffordshire Terrier. She used to be Miss Wigglebottom, for her wiggly bottom, but then one day I was in Fido's--a local coffee shop--where they give you a picture of a dog so that they can find you when they bring you out your food. And we had a picture of a Mr. Wigglebottom.

Who knew Mrs. Wigglebottom was a divorcee? I didn't until then. But clearly, if your last name is my last name and you marry some dude named Wigglebottom, you're keeping that name, divorce or no.

8/05/2005 05:39:00 PM  

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