Thursday, August 11, 2005
Contributors
I'VE MOVED. COME CHECK OUT THE MOST RECENT STUFF HERE.
WHERE TO DIRECT YOUR HATE MAIL AND LOVE LETTERS
ALL PROCEEDS GO TO BEER
THINGS I SAID RECENTLY
- The Smell
- Who the Hell is Shaun Groves?
- What about blogs?
- I Do The Hard Work So You Can Have The Funny
- Unacceptable
- Waiting for Godot--The Review
- Mellow Monday
- Hold that door, you sexy thing, you.
- My Remembering Brain Dog, err Brother
- Music Stuff
Ryan
Taketoshi
Rex L. Camino
The Corporate Shill
The Corporate Shill
Cindy St. Onge
Sarcastro
Aunt B
Sarcastro
_Summer_
Anonymous
Twyla
Taketoshi
Aunt B
Taketoshi
Twyla
the Professor
Maven
Anonymous
Steve Pick
Aunt B
_Summer_
Aunt B
MMMikey
Aunt B
MSSunderstood
MMMikey
_Summer_
Paul Chenoweth
Aunt B
BBLogan
Aunt B
BBLogan
Sarcastro
Aunt B
Sarcastro
Aunt B
Sarcastro
Aunt B
Sarcastro
The Yellow Brand Hammer Co.
TVonthefritz
Aunt B
Anonymous
Kat Coble
Aunt B
Taketoshi
sokolov
TVonthefritz
Twyla
melusina
Taketoshi
Anonymous
Twyla
The Corporate Shill
Anonymous
The Corporate Shill
Anonymous
Aunt B
Taketoshi
the Professor
Yankee T
MSSunderstood
Peggasus
THE CAST OF CHARACTERS
Aunt B.--Your kind host.The Butcher--My youngest brother, who lives with me and works as, you guessed it, a butcher. He knows everyone in town.
The Recalcitrant Brother--Our middle brother, who lives in rural Georgia and has a kind of movie star life, if that movie star is Burt Reynolds in Deliverance.
The Reverend--Our Dad, a Methodist minister, perpetually three years from retirement.
Mom--Our Mom. She doesn't get a funny nickname because our mom will not stand for funny nicknames.
Mrs. Wigglebottom--My dog. She's got terrible manners.
The Corporate Shill--Or The Shill, as we call her. My friend from college who was constantly getting me into trouble and going to parties she neglected to tell me about where cute boys would ask her "Where's Aunt B.?"
The Legal Eagle--The Shill's husband.
The Super Genius--She lived next door to me my freshman year of college and we've been friends ever since my first day on the floor.
Miss J.--My first adult friend, meaning the first lasting friendship I made after college. She was my roommate in grad school.
Her Lover--Her Husband.
The Divine Ms. B.--Miss J.'s sister and one of my heroes, because she's brave and funny and mystic and fearless.
JR--My oldest friend. I've known her since I was in the second grade.
Elias--JR's husband and the person who's musical tastes have most strongly affected my own. Oh, how I long to be cooler than him!
The Professor--My closest friend here in Nashville. She's a genius, but she'll never tell you that.
The Man from GM--I've known him since I was 16 and he still hasn't forgiven me for telling him I was a vegetarian when I wasn't.
The Redheaded Kid--No one knows where he comes from or where he goes when he leaves here. I assume he's the Butcher's friend. The Butcher assumes he's mine.
5 Comments:
You're the winner!! Getting "stuff" is fun!
Congratulations! We knew you could do it!
Oh, and I have a large back porch at home where you're welcome to host an angsty existential get-together.
Three cheers for drinking and smoking too much! Rah! Rah! Rah!
How I would love that get-together. I promise I'd behave... Well, I promise I would be.
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