Why the Butcher's Getting Searched at the Airport

You know, I used to think I only needed two things to be happy--a car with a V-8 and a hound dog. Well, I've got 6 and a pitbull and I realize that the car and the dog are important, but what I really need to be happy is some gas money. America, I was trying to take the Butcher to the airport, but I really just wanted to drive out and see what was going on in the rest of the state. Instead, I'm headed into the shower and back to work. Anyway, here are the reasons why I bet the Butcher's getting searched at the airport. 1. Single male traveling alone. 2. One way. 3. On a ticket purchased with a credit card not his. 4. No checked baggage. 5. Awesome, yet strange, moustache. 6. Wearing a lightweight straw pith helmet 7. And a blue leisure suit. God, I love that boy. Blue leisure suit. He rules.