Saturday, January 07, 2006
About Me
- Name: Aunt B
- Location: Nashville, Tennessee, United States
Like Donnell Alexander says, "It's about completing the task of living with enough spontaneity to splurge some of it on bystanders, to share with others working through their own travails a little of your bonus life." But, it's mostly the kind of place that folks looking for "girls and cars" stumble across by accident.
I'VE MOVED. COME CHECK OUT THE MOST RECENT STUFF HERE.
WHERE TO DIRECT YOUR HATE MAIL AND LOVE LETTERS
ALL PROCEEDS GO TO BEER
THINGS I SAID RECENTLY
- Dinner with a Perfect Stranger
- A Man's Right to Choose
- One Bright Spot in this Cold
- Everyone is Sick
- Members of Our Armed Services, I Have a Proposal F...
- Another Day, Another Dinner with My Dad
- My Small Victory
- God Damn Those Fat Teenage Moms
- Good Girls Gotta Get Down with the Gangsters
THE CAST OF CHARACTERS
Aunt B.--Your kind host.The Butcher--My youngest brother, who lives with me and works as, you guessed it, a butcher. He knows everyone in town.
The Recalcitrant Brother--Our middle brother, who lives in rural Georgia and has a kind of movie star life, if that movie star is Burt Reynolds in Deliverance.
The Reverend--Our Dad, a Methodist minister, perpetually three years from retirement.
Mom--Our Mom. She doesn't get a funny nickname because our mom will not stand for funny nicknames.
Mrs. Wigglebottom--My dog. She's got terrible manners.
The Corporate Shill--Or The Shill, as we call her. My friend from college who was constantly getting me into trouble and going to parties she neglected to tell me about where cute boys would ask her "Where's Aunt B.?"
The Legal Eagle--The Shill's husband.
The Super Genius--She lived next door to me my freshman year of college and we've been friends ever since my first day on the floor.
Miss J.--My first adult friend, meaning the first lasting friendship I made after college. She was my roommate in grad school.
Her Lover--Her Husband.
The Divine Ms. B.--Miss J.'s sister and one of my heroes, because she's brave and funny and mystic and fearless.
JR--My oldest friend. I've known her since I was in the second grade.
Elias--JR's husband and the person who's musical tastes have most strongly affected my own. Oh, how I long to be cooler than him!
The Professor--My closest friend here in Nashville. She's a genius, but she'll never tell you that.
The Man from GM--I've known him since I was 16 and he still hasn't forgiven me for telling him I was a vegetarian when I wasn't.
The Redheaded Kid--No one knows where he comes from or where he goes when he leaves here. I assume he's the Butcher's friend. The Butcher assumes he's mine.
3 Comments:
Four jobs you've had in your life: cemetary groundskeeper, nanny, security officer, barista manager
Four movies you could watch over and over: The Princess Bride, High Art, Dead Again, The Big Easy
Four TV shows you love to watch: CSI, Without a Trace, the L word, The Office
Four places you've been on vacation: Golden, CO, St. John’s Virgin Island, Los Angeles, CA, Nashville, TN
Four websites you visit daily: Tiny Cat Pants, Bank of America, MSN, CNN
Four of your favorite foods: Guacamole, Cheese, Pasta, Greek Salad
Four places you'd rather be: on a beach, in the woods, in bed, driving
Four albums you can't live without: Songs about Jane, Maroon 5; Bleed Like Me, Garbage; The Road Less Traveled, Melissa Etheridge; 1200 Curfews, Indigo Girls
You gotta be more specific about that Zep box set. Cause there's like a hundred of em.
Elias
Ah, Elias, fair enough. This is the box set in question which contains the disc one that I love.
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