Kiss an Engineer Week

Shoot, how can you not love engineers? When there's a problem, who's drawing up plans and tinkering with formulas and reveling in the joy of fixing things? Engineers. But what of seemingly insurmountable problems? Can an engineering mind solve age-old questions, like "How can I get more smooches?" W. proves that, indeed, they can. In fact, W. has declared this week to be "Kiss an Engineer Week." The man is a genius.

So pick the engineer of your choice, and give them a big ole smooch. Though I will warn you, engineers aren't noted for dealing with the opposite sex so random kissing could have entertaining results. I'd expect anything from new puppy like devotion (stalking is such an ugly word) to fainting right on the sidewalk. If you choose wisely, you may even get kissed back. As the founder I'll be available for kissing all week, otherwise I'd just be a hypocrite.