Sunday, February 05, 2006
About Me
- Name: Aunt B
- Location: Nashville, Tennessee, United States
Like Donnell Alexander says, "It's about completing the task of living with enough spontaneity to splurge some of it on bystanders, to share with others working through their own travails a little of your bonus life." But, it's mostly the kind of place that folks looking for "girls and cars" stumble across by accident.
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WHERE TO DIRECT YOUR HATE MAIL AND LOVE LETTERS
ALL PROCEEDS GO TO BEER
THINGS I SAID RECENTLY
- The Butcher is Changing My Oil
- Lowering Expectations
- There is No Hope for the Patio Burger's Return
- Vox Day Mistakes Me for a Sorority Chick
- Enough about the Fellas, This One Goes Out to the ...
- Speaking of Consolation Prizes
- The Butcher Flings Insults
- Revisiting Elvis Costello
- Woo-hoo, Naked Men!
- She Just Smiled and Turned Away
THE CAST OF CHARACTERS
Aunt B.--Your kind host.The Butcher--My youngest brother, who lives with me and works as, you guessed it, a butcher. He knows everyone in town.
The Recalcitrant Brother--Our middle brother, who lives in rural Georgia and has a kind of movie star life, if that movie star is Burt Reynolds in Deliverance.
The Reverend--Our Dad, a Methodist minister, perpetually three years from retirement.
Mom--Our Mom. She doesn't get a funny nickname because our mom will not stand for funny nicknames.
Mrs. Wigglebottom--My dog. She's got terrible manners.
The Corporate Shill--Or The Shill, as we call her. My friend from college who was constantly getting me into trouble and going to parties she neglected to tell me about where cute boys would ask her "Where's Aunt B.?"
The Legal Eagle--The Shill's husband.
The Super Genius--She lived next door to me my freshman year of college and we've been friends ever since my first day on the floor.
Miss J.--My first adult friend, meaning the first lasting friendship I made after college. She was my roommate in grad school.
Her Lover--Her Husband.
The Divine Ms. B.--Miss J.'s sister and one of my heroes, because she's brave and funny and mystic and fearless.
JR--My oldest friend. I've known her since I was in the second grade.
Elias--JR's husband and the person who's musical tastes have most strongly affected my own. Oh, how I long to be cooler than him!
The Professor--My closest friend here in Nashville. She's a genius, but she'll never tell you that.
The Man from GM--I've known him since I was 16 and he still hasn't forgiven me for telling him I was a vegetarian when I wasn't.
The Redheaded Kid--No one knows where he comes from or where he goes when he leaves here. I assume he's the Butcher's friend. The Butcher assumes he's mine.
9 Comments:
If you were to come to Memphis, there is a great park where mulitudes of people let their dogs romp.
Besides the fact that 'Natchez Trace Parkway'' would be an awesome name for a band, you live near the place called Shiloh. That's pretty cool in and of itself. And with turkey vultures! I had two of those not long ago fighting over a sqaushed rabbit in the street in front of my house. I watched the show for hours.
But shit, all I can do with driving a bit is to get to stinking Gary, Indiana. Mississippi would be fabulous. But why no driving for lack of CDs? You either put on the radio or just sing to yourself under those circumstances.
I imagine those dead folks were quite pleased to see a fine pup out having fun. Plus, just 'cause those boys are dead doesn't mean they can't appreciate a pretty girl when she saunters by. They'd have been very happy had you been wearing a skirt, I'm sure. (Hee!)
Y'all think I'm crazy. I am, but that doesn't mean stuff ain't true. There's a boy at the monument by the greenway at Stones River who calls my sister's dog every time they go walking there. And she (the dog) wags her tail and goes leaping to him.
He's NOT ALIVE.
But he's a fine boy, nonetheless. We feel sorry for him, because it's obvious he misses his dog.
Y'all can hop in the car and come down to the new Bark Park in M'boro. It's on the greenway, too, but it's a good ways away from the haunted monument. That way Mrs. W. wouldn't have to whip up on a ghost during her first visit.
Ooo, I love Shiloh. Did you see the Bloody Pond? It supposedly still has a red tinge to it because of all the wounded people that dragged themselves there. There's also a sunken road where Pickett's charge (I think?) happened and hundreds of people died. I was there by myself and sat quietly in the woods for a while. It's an eerie place even on a sunny day.
Miss J
grandfille, you don't even know how close I am to deciding to take the day off work and going down there this very minute to check that out.
I love good ghosts!
I didn't see any at Shiloh, though, sadly.
Oops, I need to correct my historical info. Pickett's Charge was at Gettysburg. The "sunken road" at Shiloh was called the "Hornet's Nest."
Sorry. I had visions of my old history teacher in Tennessee beating me with his Confederate saber if I got that wrong, so I had to check.
J
I love good ghosts!
Oh, he is a good one. He's a sweet boy. (There's a photo somewhere around my house. Yes.) We ought to get a preacher or somebody with more knowledge than we have to go out there and tell him kindly that he's dead and to go on to his reward. He ought not to have to stay out there in the weather without his dog and his momma.
I think Mrs. W. would love our boy by the monument, after the initial "The hell? Mom, are you seeing this?" reaction. She'd probably knock him down and kiss him. Take a digital camera and watch the orbs in broad daylight. Whee!
Aunt B, you ventured through my old stomping grounds. Shiloh is 15 minutes from where I grew up. That foul smell you might have detected is from the local paper mill, which is where my dad works.
As for the Bloody Pond, they used to put red dye in it to give it that eerie coloring, but I don't believe they do that anymore. Now it's just an ordinary old green color.
And now I'm going to have to go back home and look at the street signs around the park so I can deduce which might be your name. Mwaa ha ha.
Well, in all fairness, it was "B. [Mylastname]" Road, which makes it applicable to me, my two brothers, my mom, my dad, my live uncle, and my two dead uncles.
I don't know why my family is so attached to the letter "b" but there you go.
I love that they used to tint the pond. That tickles me.
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