Walking the Bottoms

For as long as Mrs. Wigglebottom and I have been exploring various parks all over town, I've wanted to walk all of the Shelby Bottoms Greenway. The only problem was that I had no idea how long it was and I didn't want to get to one end and discover that I couldn't get back. So, today, the Professor parked at one end and I parked at the other end and we walked from her car to my car. It was awesome. We saw these vibrant blue birds and lots of mud puddles and it was raining, but only slightly. Of course, there were crows. The whole thing took us about an hour and forty five minutes, which means, if the trail really is five miles, that we were walking a twenty minute mile. This means that if you are ever being chased by a bear, you probably want the Professor and me walking along that same path, because our only hope would be that we're resourceful and would probably either devise a sophisticated kind of camouflaged or throw food at you to make it worth the bear's while to keep chasing you instead of eating us.