Monday, May 16, 2005
About Me
- Name: Aunt B
- Location: Nashville, Tennessee, United States
Like Donnell Alexander says, "It's about completing the task of living with enough spontaneity to splurge some of it on bystanders, to share with others working through their own travails a little of your bonus life." But, it's mostly the kind of place that folks looking for "girls and cars" stumble across by accident.
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WHERE TO DIRECT YOUR HATE MAIL AND LOVE LETTERS
ALL PROCEEDS GO TO BEER
THINGS I SAID RECENTLY
- The Perfect Country and Western Song
- 70 and Sunny
- Jimmy Martin Called Me a Motherfucker
- What the Hell?!
- Michael Bertrand Kicks Ass
- My Dad Makes Sad Sense
- A Whole Friday Before Me
- Sexy Jammies
- Hmm, well, this has been disconcerting
THE CAST OF CHARACTERS
Aunt B.--Your kind host.The Butcher--My youngest brother, who lives with me and works as, you guessed it, a butcher. He knows everyone in town.
The Recalcitrant Brother--Our middle brother, who lives in rural Georgia and has a kind of movie star life, if that movie star is Burt Reynolds in Deliverance.
The Reverend--Our Dad, a Methodist minister, perpetually three years from retirement.
Mom--Our Mom. She doesn't get a funny nickname because our mom will not stand for funny nicknames.
Mrs. Wigglebottom--My dog. She's got terrible manners.
The Corporate Shill--Or The Shill, as we call her. My friend from college who was constantly getting me into trouble and going to parties she neglected to tell me about where cute boys would ask her "Where's Aunt B.?"
The Legal Eagle--The Shill's husband.
The Super Genius--She lived next door to me my freshman year of college and we've been friends ever since my first day on the floor.
Miss J.--My first adult friend, meaning the first lasting friendship I made after college. She was my roommate in grad school.
Her Lover--Her Husband.
The Divine Ms. B.--Miss J.'s sister and one of my heroes, because she's brave and funny and mystic and fearless.
JR--My oldest friend. I've known her since I was in the second grade.
Elias--JR's husband and the person who's musical tastes have most strongly affected my own. Oh, how I long to be cooler than him!
The Professor--My closest friend here in Nashville. She's a genius, but she'll never tell you that.
The Man from GM--I've known him since I was 16 and he still hasn't forgiven me for telling him I was a vegetarian when I wasn't.
The Redheaded Kid--No one knows where he comes from or where he goes when he leaves here. I assume he's the Butcher's friend. The Butcher assumes he's mine.
7 Comments:
I had an opportunity (read: I was forced) to listen to the new 96.3 for a while this weekend.
They actually played a good deal of Aretha. In fact, it was about the only thing they played that did not suck. Except for Supertramp. Supertramp does not suck.
-Jon
I hesitate to admit this, for fear it will result in you, Steve, and Elias renouncing me, but I'm not sure I could name one Supertramp song.
I'm not going to write off the new station. I'll just move it over to the spot that's now got that jazz station from Murphreesboro that my radio only receives long enough for me to hear the tail ends of songs I like. I'll give it a chance. But I'm happy to have oldies back as well.
Did you just say "happy day"?!
Elias
I did just say "happy day" and I mean it. No matter how terrible an oldies station is, a town is better with one than without.
I just moved back to Nashville, from living in Denver for a few years, and am craving a few good jazz stations. Where ARE they?? The last one I recall was something like 101.1 the juice or something like that. Don't suppose there is any hope?
Anonymous, your only hope, as far as I know, is WMOT 89.5. Unfortunately, as far as I can tell, you can only get this radio station if you are standing on the top of your car, wrapped in tin foil, with one arm and one leg outstretched in the direction of Murphreesboro and the other arm, holding onto something to help keep your balance.
If you're any farther north than 440, you won't be able to get it at all, no matter what contortions you go through, at least that's been my experience.
Sometimes you can get WMOT if you hold a coathanger in your teeth at night.
I'm glad there's room for both radio stations, I may be run out of town, but I kinda like the new 96.3.
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