"How Can This Possibly Go Wrong?"

So, as I've said, the Butcher and I have this rule that you can laugh about something that can only go terribly wrong before hand, so that you have the laughing out of your system before someone gets hurt. Right now, the Butcher is trying to figure out how to use his recently acquired free TV as an ottoman. Yes, something with a big glass face. He's trying out different footstool possibilities right now and ridiculing me about blogging about such a nonevent event. It can only end badly, but it's pretty funny ahead of time.