Friday, July 15, 2005
About Me
- Name: Aunt B
- Location: Nashville, Tennessee, United States
Like Donnell Alexander says, "It's about completing the task of living with enough spontaneity to splurge some of it on bystanders, to share with others working through their own travails a little of your bonus life." But, it's mostly the kind of place that folks looking for "girls and cars" stumble across by accident.
I'VE MOVED. COME CHECK OUT THE MOST RECENT STUFF HERE.
WHERE TO DIRECT YOUR HATE MAIL AND LOVE LETTERS
ALL PROCEEDS GO TO BEER
THINGS I SAID RECENTLY
- The Lunches Continue!
- Things that Need Investigating
- Odds & Ends
- Non-Feminist Lunch
- The Man from GM Arrives Tonight!
- Feminist Lunch
- The Worst Thing My Dad Ever Said to Me
- Religion Roadie
- Just Send That Thing My Way
- Advice?!
THE CAST OF CHARACTERS
Aunt B.--Your kind host.The Butcher--My youngest brother, who lives with me and works as, you guessed it, a butcher. He knows everyone in town.
The Recalcitrant Brother--Our middle brother, who lives in rural Georgia and has a kind of movie star life, if that movie star is Burt Reynolds in Deliverance.
The Reverend--Our Dad, a Methodist minister, perpetually three years from retirement.
Mom--Our Mom. She doesn't get a funny nickname because our mom will not stand for funny nicknames.
Mrs. Wigglebottom--My dog. She's got terrible manners.
The Corporate Shill--Or The Shill, as we call her. My friend from college who was constantly getting me into trouble and going to parties she neglected to tell me about where cute boys would ask her "Where's Aunt B.?"
The Legal Eagle--The Shill's husband.
The Super Genius--She lived next door to me my freshman year of college and we've been friends ever since my first day on the floor.
Miss J.--My first adult friend, meaning the first lasting friendship I made after college. She was my roommate in grad school.
Her Lover--Her Husband.
The Divine Ms. B.--Miss J.'s sister and one of my heroes, because she's brave and funny and mystic and fearless.
JR--My oldest friend. I've known her since I was in the second grade.
Elias--JR's husband and the person who's musical tastes have most strongly affected my own. Oh, how I long to be cooler than him!
The Professor--My closest friend here in Nashville. She's a genius, but she'll never tell you that.
The Man from GM--I've known him since I was 16 and he still hasn't forgiven me for telling him I was a vegetarian when I wasn't.
The Redheaded Kid--No one knows where he comes from or where he goes when he leaves here. I assume he's the Butcher's friend. The Butcher assumes he's mine.
4 Comments:
I hate to be pedantic (or do I?), especially about this subject, but it is "Camaro" and "Larry Flynt".
Sarcastro,
I have no idea what you're talking about. Perhaps your eyesight is failing in your old age, but when I look at that post, everything appears to be spelled correctly.
With great concern,
Aunt B.
p.s. If one were to have misspelled those items, would she have to forever give up the right to call herself a redneck? Not that I misspelled those things. I'm just wondering... for a friend...
Well hush my puppies! This durn sleep apnea had done ate up my brain.
I must admit, I truly like Kid Rock. If nothing else, he strikes me as genuine and sincere (I'm quite serious). Doesn't try to be anything he's not and fesses up to what he is.
I also think the guy is pretty talented. I mean look at this:
"Well I'm packing up my game and I'm a head out west
Where real women come equipped with scripts and fake breasts..."
Sorry, but that just makes me grin everytime! You know the guy would be fun to hang with.
Have a great weekend!
R.
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