Friday, July 08, 2005

Various Awards

Least Likely to Get Invited to the Feminist Orgy--Nate for his strange non-sequitorial potshots, and it's too bad, really, we were going to need someone to judge the 'most voluptuous bosom' contest, and there's going to be chocolate cake. Most Likely to Get Invited to the Feminist Orgy--Bitch PhD. of course. The Rex L. Camino Blog I'm Laughing About Right Now Award--Short and Fat in Nashville. Extra points were awarded for his hilarious contribution to the masturbation discussion. Most Unapologetically Funny Feminist of the Week--Red, who knows the meaning of a good potshot.

4 Comments:

Blogger Taketoshi said...

wow i was somewhat irate that a person might have snatched that first award from under my nose until i actually read the post in question. no contest whatsoever...

maybe next year.

7/08/2005 01:57:00 PM  
Blogger Aunt B said...

You want to win an award that would deny you chocolate cake? It makes no sense, man.

7/08/2005 04:38:00 PM  
Blogger Taketoshi said...

i just want awards, that's all.

and the love of the masses.
not so much to ask.

7/08/2005 05:36:00 PM  
Blogger Short and Fat said...

Wow. I've never won anything before. But, I am a bit jealous about the cake...


mmmm cake.

7/08/2005 07:26:00 PM  

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