How Do You Know if You Suck?

You may be sitting there wondering if this post is addressed to you. My god, I am. And I do wonder if I suck. How can I tell, Aunt B.? Would you like me to link to you? Oh boy! Would I ever! Are you going to have the courage to tell me that you're out there and need linking to? Oh, well, no. No, I don't have that kind of courage. Then, my friend, I'm afraid you suck. But I will find you and link to you, eventually. Mark my words. And, because I'm a lazy son-of-a-bitch, I will never unlink you, so that even when you take a little "hiatus" and move and change your name and your job and even the gender of one of your children so that you're so lost even your mom can't find you and months go by until finally you figure it's safe to resurface, BAM there I am, already linked to you... Jon. Anyway, here're the folks already on the listen for getting linked to in the next big update. If your name is here, you may suck; you may not. You just can't use this little test to figure it out. Plimco Newscoma Mephistophocles Jag Nashville Knucklehead Tabula Rasa Anyone else who needs to be on the list can either out themselves in the comments or email me.