Tuesday, February 07, 2006
About Me
- Name: Aunt B
- Location: Nashville, Tennessee, United States
Like Donnell Alexander says, "It's about completing the task of living with enough spontaneity to splurge some of it on bystanders, to share with others working through their own travails a little of your bonus life." But, it's mostly the kind of place that folks looking for "girls and cars" stumble across by accident.
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WHERE TO DIRECT YOUR HATE MAIL AND LOVE LETTERS
ALL PROCEEDS GO TO BEER
THINGS I SAID RECENTLY
- If Kleinheider Ever Left His House, I would Buy Hi...
- My Parents and the Supernatural
- Huck History Month
- Is It True that a Cynic is Just a Realistic Optimist?
- My Dad Confesses
- Our Day with the Car
- The Butcher is Changing My Oil
- Lowering Expectations
- There is No Hope for the Patio Burger's Return
- Vox Day Mistakes Me for a Sorority Chick
THE CAST OF CHARACTERS
Aunt B.--Your kind host.The Butcher--My youngest brother, who lives with me and works as, you guessed it, a butcher. He knows everyone in town.
The Recalcitrant Brother--Our middle brother, who lives in rural Georgia and has a kind of movie star life, if that movie star is Burt Reynolds in Deliverance.
The Reverend--Our Dad, a Methodist minister, perpetually three years from retirement.
Mom--Our Mom. She doesn't get a funny nickname because our mom will not stand for funny nicknames.
Mrs. Wigglebottom--My dog. She's got terrible manners.
The Corporate Shill--Or The Shill, as we call her. My friend from college who was constantly getting me into trouble and going to parties she neglected to tell me about where cute boys would ask her "Where's Aunt B.?"
The Legal Eagle--The Shill's husband.
The Super Genius--She lived next door to me my freshman year of college and we've been friends ever since my first day on the floor.
Miss J.--My first adult friend, meaning the first lasting friendship I made after college. She was my roommate in grad school.
Her Lover--Her Husband.
The Divine Ms. B.--Miss J.'s sister and one of my heroes, because she's brave and funny and mystic and fearless.
JR--My oldest friend. I've known her since I was in the second grade.
Elias--JR's husband and the person who's musical tastes have most strongly affected my own. Oh, how I long to be cooler than him!
The Professor--My closest friend here in Nashville. She's a genius, but she'll never tell you that.
The Man from GM--I've known him since I was 16 and he still hasn't forgiven me for telling him I was a vegetarian when I wasn't.
The Redheaded Kid--No one knows where he comes from or where he goes when he leaves here. I assume he's the Butcher's friend. The Butcher assumes he's mine.
9 Comments:
He's so clearly NOT Karl Malone that I don't know how he expects to sell any records with this "Oh yeah, I'm the postman" thing. (Maybe he should have put John Stockton in the video.)
But doesn't he look like he's maybe 13? I wonder if he even knows who Karl Malone is. And he surely could not have afforded guest stars, since he spent all his money on buying new bandanas.
OH my goodness. That website kicks ass. I don't have cable and have only seen 5 music videos in my life ("Oh yes, wait a minute" now being one of them). I watched Johnny Cash's "Hurt". I'm sobbing. I think I need to go home early. Wow. Thank you for exposing me to the strange and colorful world of music video, Aunt B.
My goodness, Plimco. Of all the videos to start with! "Hurt" rips your heart right out and stares you in the face with your own impending death. I can see why you'd need to go home early.
May I recommend "Luxurious" as an antidote?
It is now confirmed. Gwen Stefani and I have absolutely nothing in common...except for our appreciation for a good BarBQ.
I was on West End Ave last night! I had to meet someone for dinner at the Loews. We drove out for dinner and back immediately after. I'm still tired.
Plimco, since you posted about our Grandpa today, doesn't Johnny Cash's voice remind you of him? Whenever I listen to Cash CDs I can't help but think that. "Hurt," I think, was meant to be sung by Johnny Cash. Sorry, Nine Inch Nails. It was nice of you to realize that and pass it on to him.
Miss J
I like mash-ups, especially if they are free. My favorite off this 20-song collection is a mash of Gwen Stefani, ZZ Top, and Snoop titled "Hot Rich Girls Dropped in the Grange."
Bon appetit.
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YT, if you'd looked to your right while you were on 440, you'd have seen my roof.
Miss J, I agree completely. Cash's interpretation of that song is amazing.
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