Two Things
1. The new peanut butter Hershey's Kisses. I like them, I guess, but not as much as the Kisses with Almonds.
2. Y'all, I am such a doofus. Having Kleinheider and Knucklehead devote posts to me yesterday and our Wayward Boy Scout also threatening to slap my ass... well, it tickled me. In a girly way. Today, I wore eyeliner and, I can't even tell you, it's so ridiculous, a necklace. Shoot. What next? Lipstick? What the fuck?
posted by Aunt B at 2/22/2006 12:18:00 PM
14 Comments:
Proving my theory that every woman needs a good slap on the ass once in a while.
I don't think you'd be safe extrapolating that from my quirks.
Sounds like a good way to celebrate Kiss An Engineer Week. Which is actually a failure so far for me. You doing any better Exador?
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Yeah, it hasn't lived up to my expectations.
Maybe we should change it to "Spank a Feminist Week"
I offered to kiss both you jackasses and neither one of you had the balls to take me up on it, so I don't want to hear any whining about how not so great "Kiss an Engineer Week" has turned out to be.
Which leads me to say that, if the two of you are going to declare any week "Spank a Feminist" week, I certainly hope you'll outsource my spanking to someone who will actually go through with it.
It's not my fault we live in seperate states.
I will hold off on declaring "Spank a Feminist Week" until the next time I visit Nashville.
The good bra and I will be looking forward to that.
NO NO NO, not lipstick!! This nonsense must stop somewhere!
As far as Kisses go, I'm a fan of the caramel ones.
Oh, I see.
peggasus has no complaints about being laid across a man's lap and spanked, but she draws the line at lipstick!
Way to go, Ms Steinem
You're going to put me across your lap and spank me?
Ahem.
Well.
Is it suddenly much warmer in here?
Aunt B.'s musings on lipsticks and dipsticks . . .
Hershey Kisses, slap and tickle, and cosmetic choices get far more comments than the previous post about "serious political issues." See, that's just what's wrong with this country! You hedonists!
Aunt B get offered all the fun stuff.
Good point B. Damn my going out of town this weekend.
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