Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Come On, I Know You're Dying to Know What Happened

First, let's just be thankful that Tiny Cat Pants is not all failed home improvement all the time. Then, let's get on to the gory details. Saraclark and Peg were right. I ran that zipper thing down the sink and pulled up some black sludge the likes of which I hope to never see again. I couldn't get it down the tub drain, sadly, because of how the drain is set up, so I was unable to discover any weird gross things down there. I did, however, pick up this awesome foaming cleaning stuff that they say you just have to spray on and wipe off. I wish I were kidding when I tell you that I had no idea how gross my shower was until I saw the grime this stuff pulled off. Now, I'm making a half-hearted attempt to finally clean the kitchen. I've been half-assing my way through it since yesterday and finally, I think I can clean the stovetop and the counters and call it done. As for the door, Sarcastro came over to "help." So, really, I got him some water and admitted that I would not have been able to do it myself and he took care of everything like a true pro. Then, not only did he put the door back on, he rigged it so that it will swing shut on its own, which was a step beyond what I'd hoped to accomplish myself. I'm thrilled. Maybe I should make him a commemorative plaque to show my appreciation.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU ARE NO FEMINIST. Give me back your membership card and I'll give you back your razors.

3/22/2006 05:13:00 PM  
Blogger Aunt B said...

Don't make me call Bill Hobbs over here.

3/22/2006 05:20:00 PM  
Blogger Aunt B said...

Ah, dear readers, I should have linked that. For those of you who don't know, Brittney apparently pisses in Bill Hobbs's Cheerios every morning and he gets even with her by patronizing the hell out of her all day. Check it.

3/22/2006 05:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am like the Calvin of bloggers. I piss everywhere.

3/22/2006 06:49:00 PM  
Blogger Jamie said...

What's the name of the foaming stuff? Sounds like we could use a can too.

3/23/2006 01:14:00 PM  
Blogger Rachel said...

Also, what's the "zipper" device called?

3/23/2006 02:07:00 PM  
Blogger Aunt B said...

The zipper thing is just called "Zip-It" and it's by Cobra.

The happy foamy stuff is just Top Job, which I have never bought before because it's cheap and I assumed that the more expensive the thing was the more cleaning power I'd have. But I'm really impressed with how much better this is working than the usual stuff.

3/23/2006 04:16:00 PM  

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