Monday, March 27, 2006
I'm not that big into male strippers. I just don't find all that gyrating and thrusting while wearing g-strings to be that erotic. It can be fun and funny, but when I see men at strip clubs, looking at female strippers, I know I'm not having the same experience when I look at male strippers. Today, though, on the ride home, as I was attempting to think of things to improve my day, I realized what the ideal strip club for straight women would be. Imagine this, women. There are three rows of benches on the stage, perpendicular to the front of the stage. Twelve handsome men in well-cut suits come onto the stage and slowly take off all their clothes. They are not wearing g-strings, but boxer shorts. Anyway, off they come. And then! And then, the men slowly put on baseball uniforms. They exit the stage. The next group comes out and changes into hockey uniforms. And so on as we work our way through all the cool uniformed things that men do. How hot would that be? I can't believe that no one has thought of this before.