Monday, June 20, 2005

Important Question

In order to make it through my first day of work, I was forced to eat Fritos and a Snickers at lunch. Wouldn't it be healthier for me to just start taking a two-martini lunch? I mean, if we have to pretend like the 50s were so great, can't we bring back the actual, useful social habits?


Blogger Rex L. Camino said...

Two martinis are really more of an appetizer. Make it a good five martini marathon bookended by a couple of Lucky non-filtered cigarettes and you've got something.

6/20/2005 05:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Sunni said...

That would work for me!

6/21/2005 05:59:00 AM  

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