Monday, June 20, 2005

Small Reviews

"I Ain't No Quitter" by Shania Twain. Obviously, her giant "fuck you" to all the critics who still claim she's not country, with the fiddles. And a subtle "fuck you" to everyone in town her called her a glorified pole dancer, with the boob squeeze. And it's a catchy song. I give it five stars. Mike Jones, rap artist. He gives out his cell phone number so that his fans can get a hold of him. His song, "Back Then" cracks me up. And I saw an interview with him on MTV where he made no sense when he was answering their questions, but then would answer his phone and be perfectly easy to understand, so points for playing them. I give him five stars, as well. The weird dry patches on my right elbow and right eye lid. What the fuck? Are you trying to rebel? Go ahead and secede. I have the heart, a lung, an ovary, a kidney, and I'm left handed. What do you have? Most of the liver? So what? What are you going to do with a liver without a heart to get blood to it? 1/2 star. The Professor's Apartment Building. It used to be this dirty mustard color but now they've painted it gray. I don't really like it, but maybe they'll paint some big colorful shapes on it. 1 star.


Blogger the Professor said...

I am hoping that the gray is just some odd primer and the next coat will be interesting. Of course, once you see the choices they made on the inside, you both suspect and fear that is the case.

Of course, even the gray looks much cleaner than the brick was. At least there is that improvement. But, I guess that's lots less interesting to stare at through the office window all day.

Cool shapes - great idea. Maybe I'll leave a note with the manager.

6/20/2005 05:51:00 PM  
Blogger Twinkletoes said...

I loooovvvvvve the video for I Ain't No Quitter. I love all those hollywood dancers dressed up all country like.

6/21/2005 08:45:00 AM  

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