Is there anything funnier than tiny cat pants?
It seems unlikely, but my goal in life is to find out.
posted by Aunt B at 7/09/2005 09:31:00 AM
Taketoshi
the Professor
Cindy St. Onge
Taketoshi
the Professor
melusina
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Aunt B
Taketoshi
Short and Fat
the Professor
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melusina
Michael
Peggasus
melusina
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the Professor
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melusina
Aunt B
Rex L. Camino
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Aunt B
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Church Secretary
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Aunt B
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Aunt B
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Aunt B
Taketoshi
Church Secretary
Aunt B
Steve Pick
Sarcastro
The Yellow Brand Hammer Co.
Twyla
Aunt B
Cindy St. Onge
Ryan
Aunt B
Taketoshi
Taketoshi
Aunt B
Cindy St. Onge
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Aunt B
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the Professor
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the Professor
The Butcher--My youngest brother, who lives with me and works as, you guessed it, a butcher. He knows everyone in town.
The Recalcitrant Brother--Our middle brother, who lives in rural Georgia and has a kind of movie star life, if that movie star is Burt Reynolds in Deliverance.
The Reverend--Our Dad, a Methodist minister, perpetually three years from retirement.
Mom--Our Mom. She doesn't get a funny nickname because our mom will not stand for funny nicknames.
Mrs. Wigglebottom--My dog. She's got terrible manners.
The Corporate Shill--Or The Shill, as we call her. My friend from college who was constantly getting me into trouble and going to parties she neglected to tell me about where cute boys would ask her "Where's Aunt B.?"
The Legal Eagle--The Shill's husband.
The Super Genius--She lived next door to me my freshman year of college and we've been friends ever since my first day on the floor.
Miss J.--My first adult friend, meaning the first lasting friendship I made after college. She was my roommate in grad school.
Her Lover--Her Husband.
The Divine Ms. B.--Miss J.'s sister and one of my heroes, because she's brave and funny and mystic and fearless.
JR--My oldest friend. I've known her since I was in the second grade.
Elias--JR's husband and the person who's musical tastes have most strongly affected my own. Oh, how I long to be cooler than him!
The Professor--My closest friend here in Nashville. She's a genius, but she'll never tell you that.
The Man from GM--I've known him since I was 16 and he still hasn't forgiven me for telling him I was a vegetarian when I wasn't.
The Redheaded Kid--No one knows where he comes from or where he goes when he leaves here. I assume he's the Butcher's friend. The Butcher assumes he's mine.
4 Comments:
nipples? why not nostrils or toes or butholes? what is so squicky inducing about nipples? I say the more the merrrier.
I don't know. I guess if some of us had three nostrils or two butt holes, I'd spend more time thinking about how weird it was that there were so many buttholes, but it's just that when there are four bodies and there are 4...12... 40 nipples in the upstairs, well, that's a little freaky.
And I can safely say I am glad that neither dogs nor cats nor humans have multiple buttholes.
Well, there are 4 humans in this house so that makes 8, but I can honestly say I have never thought of counting my pets' nipples.
Weirdo.
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