"I Like Peeing on the Wall, Thank You Very Much"

So, the littlest nephew just had my dad call to tell the Butcher that he can pee better than him. I hadn't given any thought to the two stages of potty training boys: first the using the toilet and then the peeing like the big boys. But he's practicing the art of peeing while standing up and feels so certain of his mad peeing skills he's already bragging. God, that kid tickles me.