I Think I Smell
Okay, this is the second day in a row I've been sitting at my desk and out of nowhere... ick. I've done another cursory full body sniff and can't located with any certainty the source of the smell. But there's no one else in here with me.
What if I constantly smell disgusting and no one is telling me?
I have a get-together to go to tonight. I'm already worried that folks are going to be expecting this and disappointed when they get this. And now I smell, maybe.
Great.
posted by Aunt B at 9/01/2005 08:44:00 AM
7 Comments:
Okay, if you find out what it is ... tell me ... I have the same annoying "thing." I love smelling body odor on myself as I'm toweling off from the shower. For me, it's a change in shampoo -- I'm "allergic" to some brands and flavors. Have you changed shampoo or a hair product in the past two weeks?
Why would anyone be disappointed if a Frances Bavier-lookalike showed up at a party in a Tiny Cat Pants shirt? I'd be thrilled and would buy her lots of drinks. (I always secretly suspected Aunt Bee of enjoying the occasional bourbon and branch when Ope and Ange were off fishin'.)
Besides, Eva Longoria lookalikes don't ever carry purses big enough to hold your stuff for you while you go pee. Nor do they ever have pockets on what they wear to hold said stuff.
Love your words, ma'am. Give the cats and Miss W. our best.
grande in The Boro
You just made me snort when I clicked on the Aunt B(ee) picture.
I didn't even see that one coming.
You mean to say that you're not hispanic?
No, I mean to say that I'm not on a current television show...
P.S. -- Is it a body funque, or could it be something in the carpeting (mildew from a leak) or a garbage can not fully emptied? I have those scares sometimes and then I realize it's the water standing in the plant saucer.
Well, okay, it's not ALWAYS the plant water.
grande in the Boro
Hell, I doubt if Eva Longoria even looked like that before visiting Dr. 90210 or some such. Aunt Bee was one class act. I'd rather look like her when I'm old than like artificially enhanced females such as Melanie Griffith are going to look like when THEY'RE old. And will Pamela Anderson be able to walk at all when gravity wins out and those things are slapping against her knees?
Nuff said.
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