Random Thoughts

Overheard on the Internet

wow...how'd you link to Tiny Cat Pants? Do you know [B.] or just found it through internet randomness? (I don't actually know [B.], but I've met the butcher on several occasions) [emphasis mine]

Okay, god damn it. Is there anyone the Butcher doesn't know? Now he's meeting my readers and his fame is spreading to LiveJournal?! I ask you all to think very carefully and answer me honestly. Do I have even one reader who has not met the Butcher? He's the guy in the "Hugs, Not Drugs" t-shirt befriending everyone in Middle Tennessee, apparently. Also Overheard on the Internet Pandagon is reporting that Radar is reporting (It's like Telephone, but on the Internet) that Karl Rove's mistress is dumping him for someone named Rhett Hard. The only thing that could be better than the mere existence of Rhett Hard is if ole Kleinheider got him to guest blog over at Hard Right. Okay, maybe that's only funny to me. Regrets, I've Had a Few Yes, it's true. A bunch of folks felt that my accusation of fucktardary was directed specifically at them. And yes, it's true, I'm going to eat dinner this very evening with some of those folks. And the folks who aren't looking to kick my ass? I promised them I'd whisper naughty words in their ears. If everyone holds me to my overblown rhetoric, it's going to be an interesting evening.