Thursday, October 27, 2005

Random Thoughts

Overheard on the Internet
wow...how'd you link to Tiny Cat Pants? Do you know [B.] or just found it through internet randomness? (I don't actually know [B.], but I've met the butcher on several occasions) [emphasis mine]
Okay, god damn it. Is there anyone the Butcher doesn't know? Now he's meeting my readers and his fame is spreading to LiveJournal?! I ask you all to think very carefully and answer me honestly. Do I have even one reader who has not met the Butcher? He's the guy in the "Hugs, Not Drugs" t-shirt befriending everyone in Middle Tennessee, apparently. Also Overheard on the Internet Pandagon is reporting that Radar is reporting (It's like Telephone, but on the Internet) that Karl Rove's mistress is dumping him for someone named Rhett Hard. The only thing that could be better than the mere existence of Rhett Hard is if ole Kleinheider got him to guest blog over at Hard Right. Okay, maybe that's only funny to me. Regrets, I've Had a Few Yes, it's true. A bunch of folks felt that my accusation of fucktardary was directed specifically at them. And yes, it's true, I'm going to eat dinner this very evening with some of those folks. And the folks who aren't looking to kick my ass? I promised them I'd whisper naughty words in their ears. If everyone holds me to my overblown rhetoric, it's going to be an interesting evening.

7 Comments:

Blogger Lee said...

First of all, I don't know The Butcher. But if he ever visits Louisville, I'll probably run across him.

And there's absolutely nothing wrong with being a fucktard.

10/27/2005 06:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Matt said...

We have met the Butcher . . . and he is us.

10/27/2005 08:16:00 PM  
Blogger Photopoppy said...

I've only ever been to Tennessee once, and I doubt Knoxville is considered Middle Tenneessee... IIRC, it's way over on the right side...

So not only have I not met the Butcher, chances are good it's not going to happen soon.

10/27/2005 08:40:00 PM  
Blogger Ivy, the Great and Powerful said...

I haven't met the Butcher, as far as I know, but I'd like to, hahaha! ;)

10/27/2005 10:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Despite having known you for nearly a decade, and even being in your home, I have never met the Butcher, although I did see some of his handiwork

LE

10/28/2005 08:23:00 AM  
Blogger Sam Chevre said...

I don't know the Butcher, but that's probably because I live in Virginia.

10/28/2005 09:52:00 AM  
Blogger Aunt B said...

Well, now, it occures to me that he can just read through this entry and see who he's not yet met, and start making plans for how to run into you.

LE, you've never met him? Hmm.

10/28/2005 11:19:00 AM  

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