Friday, December 09, 2005

My Heart is Already on the Weekend

I've got people to see, books to read, dogs to walk, Christmas cigars to buy, I can't get anything done today. I started a post on whether al Qaeda actually exists, which was well-researched* and would have been brilliant. I was going to tell you how hot my new bra is making me and I don't mean in the sexy way. I meant to mention that the Professor's Guinness beef stuff last night was fantastic and that we should all take a solemn vow to cook our roasts with Guinness, even if we don't have lovers buying us crock pots. But, y'all, I'm already thinking about settling in with a bottle of Bailey's under the afghan I made for the Professor, listening to the Sheik describe his latest adventures and why he doesn't think he needs to put doors on the Jeep, even in the winter. I'm already half way around the loop at the park with Mrs. Wigglebottom. I'm laying on the couch watching VH1 Soul. I'm sassing the orange cat. He's sassing me back. I am already fantasizing about my ordinary life away from work. But it's more than that. If I had a car, I'd ditch out of work right now. It's cold, it's sunny, there's a feeling of trouble to be made hanging in the air. I should be out corrupting cute boys, slow dancing with old men, drag racing bleached blondes, telling fortunes to sailors, talking upstanding citizens into gaudy tattoos, not eating lunch and playing Bejeweled. Today is a day for a little adventure and I'm sad I'm not having one. *Well, you know, in a bloggy kind of way. I didn't actually travel or talk to anyone.

5 Comments:

Blogger Exador said...

As I recall, I tried to talk you into getting a gaudy tattoo and you shot me down.

12/09/2005 12:02:00 PM  
Blogger Aunt B said...

I had to save something for next time.

12/09/2005 12:40:00 PM  
Blogger Ryan said...

B.

As a "cigar aside," Uptown in Green Hills has the more knowledgable staff if you have questions. Great rep also. But Belle Meade Premium Cigars next to Goldies has the better price and also a very good selection. The price difference isn't huge, but Belle Meade beats Uptown by at least a little on each cigar.

For what it's worth,
Ryan

12/09/2005 01:35:00 PM  
Blogger the Professor said...

Damn! Around 12:30PM when I was taking a break from some much needed cleaning and having some leftovers it ocurred to me that I should have made sure last night to invite you over for leftovers for lunch too. Sorry. And, given that I started reading from the top, I'd have been so happy to get an early look at those tits.

12/09/2005 03:08:00 PM  
Blogger the Professor said...

you're bring the Bailey's, right? How about some vodka too, and maybe some cream? Get where I'm going?

12/09/2005 03:13:00 PM  

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