Is there anything funnier than tiny cat pants?
It seems unlikely, but my goal in life is to find out.
posted by Aunt B at 12/19/2005 05:28:00 PM
Like Donnell Alexander says, "It's about completing the task of living with enough spontaneity to splurge some of it on bystanders, to share with others working through their own travails a little of your bonus life." But, it's mostly the kind of place that folks looking for "girls and cars" stumble across by accident.
View From The Lake
Titusina Andronica
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Peggasus
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bridgett
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grandefille
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Kat Coble
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Exador
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Exador
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Kat Coble
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SuperGenius
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Newscoma
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View From The Lake
Titusina Andronica
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Sam Holloway
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The Butcher--My youngest brother, who lives with me and works as, you guessed it, a butcher. He knows everyone in town.
The Recalcitrant Brother--Our middle brother, who lives in rural Georgia and has a kind of movie star life, if that movie star is Burt Reynolds in Deliverance.
The Reverend--Our Dad, a Methodist minister, perpetually three years from retirement.
Mom--Our Mom. She doesn't get a funny nickname because our mom will not stand for funny nicknames.
Mrs. Wigglebottom--My dog. She's got terrible manners.
The Corporate Shill--Or The Shill, as we call her. My friend from college who was constantly getting me into trouble and going to parties she neglected to tell me about where cute boys would ask her "Where's Aunt B.?"
The Legal Eagle--The Shill's husband.
The Super Genius--She lived next door to me my freshman year of college and we've been friends ever since my first day on the floor.
Miss J.--My first adult friend, meaning the first lasting friendship I made after college. She was my roommate in grad school.
Her Lover--Her Husband.
The Divine Ms. B.--Miss J.'s sister and one of my heroes, because she's brave and funny and mystic and fearless.
JR--My oldest friend. I've known her since I was in the second grade.
Elias--JR's husband and the person who's musical tastes have most strongly affected my own. Oh, how I long to be cooler than him!
The Professor--My closest friend here in Nashville. She's a genius, but she'll never tell you that.
The Man from GM--I've known him since I was 16 and he still hasn't forgiven me for telling him I was a vegetarian when I wasn't.
The Redheaded Kid--No one knows where he comes from or where he goes when he leaves here. I assume he's the Butcher's friend. The Butcher assumes he's mine.
11 Comments:
Jealous? Well B, you haven't exactly asked for risque photos from your lady readers.
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Shoot, I think I've seen most of my female readers naked. Where's the thrill in that?
No, I'm jealous that I didn't hand out afghans with the understanding that y'all would send me photos of yourselves wearing nothing but said afghans strategically placed for me to post on Tiny Cat Pants.
I don't know, Aunt B., but speaking strictly for myself, you should be careful what you ask for.
Anything for you, B.
Oh, damn, Boy Scout. How are the other fellas supposed to compete with what you left me in my inbox?
my inbox
heh, heh, heh
I think you should ask your male readers to send in risque photos.
This brings up a good question, though. Do men know what women think is risque? If I asked, would they send me naked photos or would I get a lot of photos of men in suits or maybe even firemen's uniforms? Because the latter is a lot sexier than the former.
You should've seen the original Harem... Vox Day's wife was in it.
Don't fear though.. Spacebunny will be back for this one... and some other rock stars will be there too...
You wouldn't believe the pic Malkin sent me.
Right-wing guys are WAY naughtier than the left-winger types. They need to feel the whole experience, Lefties do it as a routine; thus they are stale. When a righty gets the time to feel free, and is certain that "no one will know.." DAMN!! Been there, enjoyed that!
Do what?
I suggest y'all wonder over to pervertedrepublican.blogspot.com. Remeber that libertarians are also the rightest of the right wing.
Just because we have stable families and happy homes don't mean we don't throw down. Come by any friday night for the ATF post... all the stiff righ-wingers drop by to let ya know what their drinking, smokin', and carryin'. Y'all'll love it. (y'all'll? I tell ya.. some crap you can say.. but you just can't type.)
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