Saturday, December 17, 2005

Three Cheers for Days with Cars

Yes, so not only did I sleep well, but I took the dog to the park, which was nice because Mrs. Wigglebottom and I need our bonding time. She ate some poop. I said, "Can't you behave for three seconds without me having to watch you?" And she said "Behaving is against my religion." To which I said, "I believe it." And then I said, "Possibly, I anthropomorphize you too much." And she said, "Yes, probably." Then, I took the Butcher to work and we fought the whole way about which was the best 90s band. I said Nirvana, of course, and he said that they were obviously the most influential with the most kick ass songs but did that make them the best? And I was like, Dude, what's you're definition of best? But it was too late to find out, because we were there. Then, I rushed home, threw off all my clothes, hopped in the shower, hopped out, threw on different clothes and rushed out the door and headed down to Smyrna for the Rutherford County Blogger doohickey. I even wore a skirt in case Kleinheider was there. Ivy says I have "some AWESOME hair, and of course, great tits," so your loss, Kleinheider. The Rutherford County bloggers were hilariously awesome. Michelle even showed me how to kick someone in the face, which was pretty damn impressive. Then I drove all over the countryside because I haven't driven my car anywhere in days and I listened to the radio and the awesome CD Brittney made me and the Man from GM called and I teased him about GM's problems and he got a little mad, but not as mad as he got when I called the lake he lives on "a puddle." And then I sang him some Tom Petty and he claimed he had another call, but we both know he didn't. Ah, well, his loss. And then I went to Jack in the Box because I thought I was hungry but I totally just came home and fed half of it to the dog, who is now letting stinky farts and trying to get me to take her outside. And, you know, I've just reread this and realized, obviously, I never drink coffee, because, when I do, well, this is what I'm like. So, thanks Rutherford County Bloggers. And thanks Chrysler. What a nice day I had.


Blogger dailydiablogger said...

I'm so glad that you had a good time and I hope that I helped fulfill one of your life long ambitions, to learn to kick someone in face... I must also say that you have beautiful eyes.

Thank you for taking time out of your busy and most interesting life to join us today. It was a very wonderful Christmas gift to me.

12/17/2005 05:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Dewayne said...

I was very glad to see you. Although I was late, and had to leave early, I know you were there, and it wasn't my imagination. :) Thanks again for spending part of your day in the wonderful town of Smyrna. BTW, I loved your outfit! It felt so soft and warm. You are hilarious. Even at the video 101 class you and Tim Morgan had me rolling!

12/17/2005 08:27:00 PM  
Anonymous peripateticpolarbear said...

As I got to the end I was thinking, "coffee?" Yup. Sounds like a really great day .

12/17/2005 10:01:00 PM  
Blogger Ivy, the Great and Powerful said...

I'm so glad you came and had a good time! My heeeeero! ;)

12/17/2005 10:04:00 PM  
Blogger Aunt B said...

Oh, y'all are embarrassing me. But I had a nice time and am glad y'all didn't kick me or anything.

12/18/2005 01:26:00 PM  
Blogger Ted said...

I don't know how you can over-anthropomorphize a cat.

That would be like over-sugaring pizza, wouldn't it?

12/19/2005 11:37:00 AM  

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