An actual conversation in my office

"Look at the cover of PW this week: this book Joy at Work. I didn't know work was supposed to be enjoyable." "Well, sometimes." "Oh, look, it's endorsed by Bill Clinton." "Bill Clinton?! Whose bad idea was that? Well, I guess if anyone can tell us how to have fun at the office..." "I didn't know one was named Joy." "What's the opening sentence? 'First, find an intern with low self-esteem?'" "Named Joy, if possible..."