The Most Awesome Cat

So, the crazy Christian neighbors now have an orange cat, just like our orange cat, but a little thinner and with a white tip on his tail. This doesn't prevent some folks from chasing him around the neighborhood when drunk trying to convince him to come home--the differences are that subtle. This cat, though, is more awesome than any cat we own, because the crazy Christian cat is fearless. It'll come up to our dog. It'll stand down cars. And best of all, it follows that karate-chopping kid around like a dog. It's such an awesome cat that I'm rethinking my caution around the crazy Christian kid.