Mrs. Wigglebottom Keeps Watch
Mrs. Wigglebottom is keeping an eye on things while I'm gone. She loves shenanigans, but does not take kindly to cruelty. Don't cross her.
posted by Aunt B at 9/16/2005 05:41:00 PM
Friday, September 16, 2005
Mrs. Wigglebottom is keeping an eye on things while I'm gone. She loves shenanigans, but does not take kindly to cruelty. Don't cross her.About Me
- Name: Aunt B
- Location: Nashville, Tennessee, United States
Like Donnell Alexander says, "It's about completing the task of living with enough spontaneity to splurge some of it on bystanders, to share with others working through their own travails a little of your bonus life." But, it's mostly the kind of place that folks looking for "girls and cars" stumble across by accident.
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Aunt B.--Your kind host.The Butcher--My youngest brother, who lives with me and works as, you guessed it, a butcher. He knows everyone in town.
The Recalcitrant Brother--Our middle brother, who lives in rural Georgia and has a kind of movie star life, if that movie star is Burt Reynolds in Deliverance.
The Reverend--Our Dad, a Methodist minister, perpetually three years from retirement.
Mom--Our Mom. She doesn't get a funny nickname because our mom will not stand for funny nicknames.
Mrs. Wigglebottom--My dog. She's got terrible manners.
The Corporate Shill--Or The Shill, as we call her. My friend from college who was constantly getting me into trouble and going to parties she neglected to tell me about where cute boys would ask her "Where's Aunt B.?"
The Legal Eagle--The Shill's husband.
The Super Genius--She lived next door to me my freshman year of college and we've been friends ever since my first day on the floor.
Miss J.--My first adult friend, meaning the first lasting friendship I made after college. She was my roommate in grad school.
Her Lover--Her Husband.
The Divine Ms. B.--Miss J.'s sister and one of my heroes, because she's brave and funny and mystic and fearless.
JR--My oldest friend. I've known her since I was in the second grade.
Elias--JR's husband and the person who's musical tastes have most strongly affected my own. Oh, how I long to be cooler than him!
The Professor--My closest friend here in Nashville. She's a genius, but she'll never tell you that.
The Man from GM--I've known him since I was 16 and he still hasn't forgiven me for telling him I was a vegetarian when I wasn't.
The Redheaded Kid--No one knows where he comes from or where he goes when he leaves here. I assume he's the Butcher's friend. The Butcher assumes he's mine.
6 Comments:
I love mrs. wigglebottom. She is a beauty queen and a half.
This is the look that says, "I love you and I know you love me...so I'm going to knock over your glass of wine so you have more time to pet me."
Sort of like the look our cat gave me when she curled up in the laundry I was folding last night.
Have a good trip - SuperGenius
Mrs. Wigglebottom is adorable.
Awww, she's adorable!
Mrs Wigglebottom looks scarey to me. Mrs Wigglebottom looks primal, as if she really wants to wiggle her bottom when it is poking out of the carcase of a partly chewed mammoth, which she has given a heart attack by just grabbing the trunk and kind of snarling, if you get my drift.
Mrs Wigglebottom has great integrity to herself.
- barista
Thank you! Now I have a face to put with a name, which oddly enough seems more important to me for animals than people. Hmmmm...
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