Return of "Hermaphrodite Porn"

So, my dad's side of the family all resides in a small, but famous Midwestern city, famous enough that I'm willing to bet that you all have one of its products in your kitchen right now. None of them know or can ever know about Tiny Cat Pants. And yet, on sitemeter, I just saw the name of said city. "Oh, fuck," I thought. "Is the John H. of the comments actually the John H. that is related to me?" But, no, thank god, it's just some idiot looking for hermaphrodite porn. [edited to better clarify: I have a cousin named John H. He lives in a small city full of my other family members. When I saw said city appear on the site meter, I suddenly thought "Oh, fuck, what if the John H. of the comments is my cousin John?" But then I looked more in-depth and the person from this small city was just looking for hermaphrodite porn. It still could be a relative of mine, but our John H. is not my John H., and our John H. has no interest in scouring Tiny Cat Pants for traces of hermaphrodite porn.]