Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Return of "Hermaphrodite Porn"

So, my dad's side of the family all resides in a small, but famous Midwestern city, famous enough that I'm willing to bet that you all have one of its products in your kitchen right now. None of them know or can ever know about Tiny Cat Pants. And yet, on sitemeter, I just saw the name of said city. "Oh, fuck," I thought. "Is the John H. of the comments actually the John H. that is related to me?" But, no, thank god, it's just some idiot looking for hermaphrodite porn. [edited to better clarify: I have a cousin named John H. He lives in a small city full of my other family members. When I saw said city appear on the site meter, I suddenly thought "Oh, fuck, what if the John H. of the comments is my cousin John?" But then I looked more in-depth and the person from this small city was just looking for hermaphrodite porn. It still could be a relative of mine, but our John H. is not my John H., and our John H. has no interest in scouring Tiny Cat Pants for traces of hermaphrodite porn.]

5 Comments:

Blogger Kat Coble said...

You're from Whirlpool?!?

9/14/2005 06:12:00 PM  
Blogger John H said...

hi, i'm John H(utcheson), and I may be an idiot, but I'm not sure about the hermaphradite porn bit. I enjoy your site, but I'm hope I'm being confused with some other John H.

I'm also at TUIB...

thanks.

9/14/2005 07:09:00 PM  
Blogger Aunt B said...

Oh, John, I feel like I've done you wrong. I've tried to clarify, but I'm afraid you've been forever wronged. Now I almost wish it were my cousin looking for porn and finding me instead.

9/14/2005 09:01:00 PM  
Blogger John H said...

hey, no problem. Given the panic of both thinking you had a cousin scouring for kinky porn AND thinking your family had discovered your blog world, I'm pretty sure I'd be pretty freaked out.

I felt compelled to unfetter my name from the quest for hermaphrodite porn, but you've cleared it up and I remain..

your fan, JH

9/14/2005 10:43:00 PM  
Blogger John H said...

hey, apparently there is another JH out there looking for herm-porn, and you never know, he might be a civilly disobedient herm-porn looking for a fight..

9/15/2005 04:27:00 AM  

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