Is there anything funnier than tiny cat pants?
It seems unlikely, but my goal in life is to find out.
posted by Aunt B at 9/02/2005 11:52:00 AM
Like Donnell Alexander says, "It's about completing the task of living with enough spontaneity to splurge some of it on bystanders, to share with others working through their own travails a little of your bonus life." But, it's mostly the kind of place that folks looking for "girls and cars" stumble across by accident.
Kat Coble
Aunt B
Rex L. Camino
Kat Coble
Just Larry
T.V. Fritz
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Titusina Andronica
S-townMike
KlevaBich
bridgett
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bridgett
Peggasus
Rex L. Camino
Aunt B
KlevaBich
Peggasus
Ginger Mayerson www.hackenblog.com
S-townMike
Titusina Andronica
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Peggasus
***n
Kat Coble
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Kat Coble
The Butcher--My youngest brother, who lives with me and works as, you guessed it, a butcher. He knows everyone in town.
The Recalcitrant Brother--Our middle brother, who lives in rural Georgia and has a kind of movie star life, if that movie star is Burt Reynolds in Deliverance.
The Reverend--Our Dad, a Methodist minister, perpetually three years from retirement.
Mom--Our Mom. She doesn't get a funny nickname because our mom will not stand for funny nicknames.
Mrs. Wigglebottom--My dog. She's got terrible manners.
The Corporate Shill--Or The Shill, as we call her. My friend from college who was constantly getting me into trouble and going to parties she neglected to tell me about where cute boys would ask her "Where's Aunt B.?"
The Legal Eagle--The Shill's husband.
The Super Genius--She lived next door to me my freshman year of college and we've been friends ever since my first day on the floor.
Miss J.--My first adult friend, meaning the first lasting friendship I made after college. She was my roommate in grad school.
Her Lover--Her Husband.
The Divine Ms. B.--Miss J.'s sister and one of my heroes, because she's brave and funny and mystic and fearless.
JR--My oldest friend. I've known her since I was in the second grade.
Elias--JR's husband and the person who's musical tastes have most strongly affected my own. Oh, how I long to be cooler than him!
The Professor--My closest friend here in Nashville. She's a genius, but she'll never tell you that.
The Man from GM--I've known him since I was 16 and he still hasn't forgiven me for telling him I was a vegetarian when I wasn't.
The Redheaded Kid--No one knows where he comes from or where he goes when he leaves here. I assume he's the Butcher's friend. The Butcher assumes he's mine.
3 Comments:
Comrade:
I am more than willing to envy you, but that would imply that I do, in fact, have a job to escape from.
But I do not. My life is one continuous party of beer drinking, wine swilling and golf playing, punctuated by interludes of laundry, cooking, occasional bill-paying and cleaning.
Ah, who am I kidding? I hardly ever clean.
Are you hitting on Peg?! Peg, I think you're being hit on. If your husband and sons tell you they're taking off for the weekend without you, I'm betting they came down here to defend your honor.
Taketoshi:
Can I call you Toshi? I feel somehow closer to you now.
Are you asking me to be the 'Demi' to your 'Ashton?'
Because (as the kids say) I'm down wit dat.
P.S. Is that what the kids say? Did I get that right?
I am eagerly awaiting your reply.
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