Pretending
So, I talked to the littlest nephew on the phone this afternoon. Here's the gist of our conversation:
Him: "Where's [Mrs. Wigglebottom]?"
Me: "At home."
Him: "What she doing?"
Me: "Taking a nap."
Him: "Why she taking a nap?"
Me: "Because she's tired."
Him: "[Mrs. Wigglebottom's] in Nashville."
Me: "Yes. What are you doing?"
Silence.
Me: "Hey, what are you doing?"
My dad (in the background): "It's so obvious that the Democratic party is going to continue to fuck up every opportunity..."
The Butcher (also in the background): "They could not make a turd out of chewed food."
Nephew: "Hey, Grandpa! I'm pretending to not talk on the phone."
My dad: "What?"
Nephew: "Look, I'm pretending to not talk on the phone."
My dad: "Give me the phone."
Nephew: "No, I'm playing with Aunt B."
posted by Aunt B at 10/04/2005 05:04:00 PM
2 Comments:
This is hilarous.
Many nights when I get home I greet the other member of my outfit (aka the den of sin) with I learned an awesome new expression today. Last time it was "crazy as bat shit". Tonight it will be "they couldn't make a turd out of chewed food". The apparent theme isn't my fault. I take them as they come.
-SuperGenius
P.S. I wish I had a new witty interdenominational rivalry joke for your dad but I was too busy making a list of my 95 beliefs that I didn't have time to make one up.
It was so hilarious I did not have time to correctly spell hilarious because I was too busy enjoying the hilariousness of it.
-Still the SuperGenius
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