Funny, Even if You Don't Know Her

My dear friend, the Super Genius, has written a post about various romance novels she might have written. The novels sound funny, but the synopses are hilarious. Here's just a sample: Bodice/Manhood rating: Four out of five ripped bodices, tenderly caressed by the wavering grasses on the fields where they were discarded as she became a women, at his hands that were both in equal measures tender and desperate. Desperate not out of dastardly intent, but desperate...with desire. With the desire of a thousand fires that can be quenched with one drop of her fiercely innocent and innocently fierce love. What I mean is, uh, it should have been rated R probably. For the five ripped bodices and all.