Is there anything funnier than tiny cat pants?
It seems unlikely, but my goal in life is to find out.
posted by Aunt B at 12/10/2005 06:55:00 AM
Like Donnell Alexander says, "It's about completing the task of living with enough spontaneity to splurge some of it on bystanders, to share with others working through their own travails a little of your bonus life." But, it's mostly the kind of place that folks looking for "girls and cars" stumble across by accident.
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Just Larry
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The Butcher--My youngest brother, who lives with me and works as, you guessed it, a butcher. He knows everyone in town.
The Recalcitrant Brother--Our middle brother, who lives in rural Georgia and has a kind of movie star life, if that movie star is Burt Reynolds in Deliverance.
The Reverend--Our Dad, a Methodist minister, perpetually three years from retirement.
Mom--Our Mom. She doesn't get a funny nickname because our mom will not stand for funny nicknames.
Mrs. Wigglebottom--My dog. She's got terrible manners.
The Corporate Shill--Or The Shill, as we call her. My friend from college who was constantly getting me into trouble and going to parties she neglected to tell me about where cute boys would ask her "Where's Aunt B.?"
The Legal Eagle--The Shill's husband.
The Super Genius--She lived next door to me my freshman year of college and we've been friends ever since my first day on the floor.
Miss J.--My first adult friend, meaning the first lasting friendship I made after college. She was my roommate in grad school.
Her Lover--Her Husband.
The Divine Ms. B.--Miss J.'s sister and one of my heroes, because she's brave and funny and mystic and fearless.
JR--My oldest friend. I've known her since I was in the second grade.
Elias--JR's husband and the person who's musical tastes have most strongly affected my own. Oh, how I long to be cooler than him!
The Professor--My closest friend here in Nashville. She's a genius, but she'll never tell you that.
The Man from GM--I've known him since I was 16 and he still hasn't forgiven me for telling him I was a vegetarian when I wasn't.
The Redheaded Kid--No one knows where he comes from or where he goes when he leaves here. I assume he's the Butcher's friend. The Butcher assumes he's mine.
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And today of all days, I know exactly what you mean.
Oh no. Was it a pretty straight shot from the shocking-tits to the bathtub-phone?
Hope you recover quickly.
Yeah, it was a pretty straight shot from "nervous about my 'shocking' tits" through the vodka/Bailey's cocktails to the sitting in the tub fighting on the phone with the Man from GM about GM's exploitation of rap artists.
I don't really know anything about that or even if GM does exploit rap artists, but I was fixing for a fight, too drunk to stand, and it seemed like it might be a topic ripe for conflict. Not my finest moment.
Not the most obnoxious thing I did all night, either, but let's just take it as emblematic of the rest of the evening.
Can you give us an example of the most obnoxious thing you did all evening?
I bet it was constant references to her tits. =)
Nashville Attorney, are you psychic?
Mrs Schwartz is over, and nagging me for the source of your magic bra.
Victoria's Secret?
I guess she's looking for an evening like the one you had last night.
Your wife wants to get drunk and annoy Sarcastro? I'm pretty sure she doesn't need a fabulous bra for that.
AAAAAW, I'm so sorry. I'm too old to do that now, but I sure as hell remember it. Quelle Bummer.
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