It's Only Drinking Alone if You Don't Count Keith Olbermann

So, I say to the Butcher "Let's go do something exciting." He says "Like what?" I say, "I don't know. You're the one who always has the car. What do you do when you're not here?" He says "Sit around at my friends' house." I say "What are you doing tonight?" He says "Sitting around at Heather's house." I say "I wish I had an exciting life like yours." He says "You do. You just bought your ticket to Puerto Rico. That's exciting. Your life only seems boring because it's you living it." He walks out. And drives off in my car.