Saturday, February 25, 2006

Jack Daniel's is Not My Friend

That is all. Now that I can stand up without wanting to die, I need to get into the shower.

8 Comments:

Blogger Nashville Knucklehead said...

Lightweight.

2/25/2006 04:26:00 PM  
Blogger Plimco said...

Whoah. Don't you have your performance tonight, Missy? Shouldn't you be doing vocal warm ups and getting into character? Don't forget to masturbate.

My favorite acting professor in college used to say, "Don't fall off the stage." Sometimes she'd say "sparkle" too. Like a command.

Break a leg.

PS. If your performance was last night and the Jack was from the cast party then please disregard the preceeding lines of this comment.

2/25/2006 05:43:00 PM  
Blogger luckybuzz said...

Jack Daniels is nobody's friend, no matter how many awesome things he whispers to you at 3 am.

2/25/2006 06:40:00 PM  
Blogger newscoma said...

Well, did you have fun with your buddy Jack?

2/25/2006 06:41:00 PM  
Blogger Zoe said...

This might be about the time you realise that coca cola is in fact not a multinational death drink, but your very dear friend.

We like to call it "the black aspirin" here.

2/26/2006 12:03:00 AM  
Blogger Wendy said...

Jack's my friend. We get along very well.

2/26/2006 03:29:00 AM  
Blogger Yankee T said...

OH, dear, B, I could have told you from firsthand experience that Jack is kind to no-one.

2/26/2006 08:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are all spreading malicious rumors.

Jack loves you all. He IS your friend, and he will be there when you need him. He won't leave you until you're done with him. And when you need him again, he's close-by, and will be there at the drop of a hat.

Sure, he won't drive you to the airport, or wake you up for your meeting in the morning, or make you breakfast. Damn, he probably laughs his ass off at you when you are so drunk you can't stand, and you start claiming you can cure world hunger. But you know what... he'll be there for you when you need him the most. And he won't be asking "What's in it for me?".

I raise my glass to you, Jack. Thanks for being there, and I'll see you this weekend my friend.

7/06/2006 09:52:00 PM  

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