The Fabricator

Sarcastro just called to tell me that Tiny Cat Pants got mentioned in "The Fabricator" today. Sadly, it's not Slate, which means that he still has one up on me. What's a girl got to do to get a mention in a national publication? Come on, folks. Let's have some ideas here. Sarcastro has 183 entries in total. I post 183 entries a day. How come no major media is quoting me like I've got valid opinions? Maybe I should offer to let John Tierney spank me. No, all the important liberal bloggers already take on Tierney. I just don't know. Anyway, the whole thing reminds me of a funny incident when I first moved down here. My dad had picked up a copy of the Scene and didn't realize that "The Fabricator" was fake news. The story that week was about how the United Methodist Church was going to boycott Mr. Clean because, with the gold earring and everything, he promoted homosexuality. My dad must have trucked back to Illinois with ten copies of the Scene that week so that he could force his DS and the Bishop to explain that nonsense. I never did hear how that went.