Wednesday, March 01, 2006

I am in love...

Since I have so many conservative readers, I'm going to assume that most of you know that Sean Hannity from FOXNews has a dating site for his conservative single audience members. I rummaged around and I didn't see any of y'all in there, but I did find this guy. Here's what I love about him. Clearly, he's a joke. Some asshole created him and uploaded him and there he sits, awaiting any woman who both believes he has enough money to "spent in on bying nice stuffs" and yet would drive a "Ford f-100 leeks alot of oil & needs atranmision & can't go to far." But I also saw this over at the General's, which means that enough people have clicked on it now that whoever's running Hannity's website ought to know it exists. And yet... and yet it still sits up there, drawing me back to stare at it, which can only mean that whoever has the power to take it down isn't sure it's really a joke. Folks, how funny is that?

5 Comments:

Blogger Lee said...

Gotta agree, damn funny.

3/01/2006 12:02:00 PM  
Blogger W said...

Oh go ahead and email the guy. I can't read it through our webfilter, but I can tell you want to talk to the guy. You can buy stuffs for him and you guys have the whole truck thing in common.

3/01/2006 12:38:00 PM  
Blogger HUCK said...

Well it looks like I picked the wrong day to post something about Alabama's southern pines on your site...

3/01/2006 01:03:00 PM  
Blogger grandefille said...

You laugh.

That's my dang neighbor.

I finally got him to quit turning up the NASCAR so loud in his backyard meth lab that it rattled our windows and kept us from relaxing on our own patio. Know how? Put Lil' Kim's "Ladies' Night" on repeat, full-blast, in my car stereo with all the windows down and the roof open. And then went inside and vacuumed for 20 minutes.

He was whiter -- and quieter -- than usual that afternoon, and has remained such since.

P.S. -- He ain't lyin' about the truck not running. That's all he does while he listens to the NASCAR in the meth lab -- bangs on that old heap.

3/01/2006 02:47:00 PM  
Blogger newscoma said...

Well, at least he drinks regularly and is fluent in English.
This was outstandingly funny.

3/01/2006 06:23:00 PM  

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