Tuesday, December 14, 2004
About Me
- Name: Aunt B
- Location: Nashville, Tennessee, United States
Like Donnell Alexander says, "It's about completing the task of living with enough spontaneity to splurge some of it on bystanders, to share with others working through their own travails a little of your bonus life." But, it's mostly the kind of place that folks looking for "girls and cars" stumble across by accident.
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WHERE TO DIRECT YOUR HATE MAIL AND LOVE LETTERS
ALL PROCEEDS GO TO BEER
THINGS I SAID RECENTLY
- Girls and Cars
- Under Cars
- The Kind of Thing that Goes Terribly Wrong with Chili
- The Butcher
- Sad Songs
- Things the Nashville Tourism Board Won't Tell You
- The Day of Hobbits
- The Sheriff around these here parts
- The Rising Star Fife and Drum Band
THE CAST OF CHARACTERS
Aunt B.--Your kind host.The Butcher--My youngest brother, who lives with me and works as, you guessed it, a butcher. He knows everyone in town.
The Recalcitrant Brother--Our middle brother, who lives in rural Georgia and has a kind of movie star life, if that movie star is Burt Reynolds in Deliverance.
The Reverend--Our Dad, a Methodist minister, perpetually three years from retirement.
Mom--Our Mom. She doesn't get a funny nickname because our mom will not stand for funny nicknames.
Mrs. Wigglebottom--My dog. She's got terrible manners.
The Corporate Shill--Or The Shill, as we call her. My friend from college who was constantly getting me into trouble and going to parties she neglected to tell me about where cute boys would ask her "Where's Aunt B.?"
The Legal Eagle--The Shill's husband.
The Super Genius--She lived next door to me my freshman year of college and we've been friends ever since my first day on the floor.
Miss J.--My first adult friend, meaning the first lasting friendship I made after college. She was my roommate in grad school.
Her Lover--Her Husband.
The Divine Ms. B.--Miss J.'s sister and one of my heroes, because she's brave and funny and mystic and fearless.
JR--My oldest friend. I've known her since I was in the second grade.
Elias--JR's husband and the person who's musical tastes have most strongly affected my own. Oh, how I long to be cooler than him!
The Professor--My closest friend here in Nashville. She's a genius, but she'll never tell you that.
The Man from GM--I've known him since I was 16 and he still hasn't forgiven me for telling him I was a vegetarian when I wasn't.
The Redheaded Kid--No one knows where he comes from or where he goes when he leaves here. I assume he's the Butcher's friend. The Butcher assumes he's mine.
2 Comments:
I always thought I was alone in my love of the smell of books -- old and new. It was my favorite part of the first day of school -- scoring one of the new textbooks and cracking it open to inhale.
There's the textbook smell (somthing about the glossy pages, the smell of a new hardcover book (more pulp!) and the old book smell. I love them all. There's a little store in my town called BookZellers that has the best old book smell I've encountered in quite a while.
So, Aunt B., does your love of the new book smell extend to other books?
Oh, god, yes. I love the smell of old books, too--that kind of musty smell of forgotten knowledge. And that crackle sound as the dry glue on the binding gives way a little as you turn the pages. It's great. It's one of the reasons I loved working at the library.
Also, I suspect, it's one of the reasons I love the Jack Daniel's tour, even though I don't often, if ever, drink whiskey. Practically the whole process of making Jack Daniel's whiskey is devoted to making grain alcohol smell and taste like trees, from the charcoal mellowing process (sugar maple) to the years spent in the white oak barrels.
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