Unusual Things the Butcher Tried to Pass Off Like He Does Them All the Time

This weekend, the Butcher did a number of things he never ordinarily does just because the Shill was in town. Here they are, in no particular order:

1. He cleaned the house, including vacuuming AND dusting.
2. He cleaned his room.
3. He gave up his room so the Shill could sleep there.
4. He made his bed--with clean sheets!--and put a mint on the pillow.
5. He cooked us pork chops one night AND thought about actual side items that we might have with said pork chops.

He rocks.