The Liberal Media is Me!

Brittney has asked me to guest blog over at Nashville is Talking this weekend. Of course, I said, "hell yes." It won't be that big a deal for y'all because I check sitemeter and I know no one comes here on the weekends anyway. But for Nashville, I'm sure it will be very traumatic. I'm trying to make sure I have all my man-hating, witch-crafty, communist, feminist, liberal media bullshit in order. I've already scheduled a frivolous abortion for tomorrow afternoon and two on Friday. I'm also working on forging some documents that will 'prove' that George Bush is actually a very intelligent kumquat put into a position of power by a secretive group of jugglers led by Karl Rove. I'm going to ask that any of my middle Tennessee readers who are planning on doing something daring or illegal hold off until this weekend, so that I have something to write about. Anyone who tips me off to their own outrageous antics ahead of time will have one owed to them by me. Otherwise, it'll be the same old same old over here and more Nashville and news oriented nonsense over there.