Renting a Car

I found my way to the Hertz shuttle and the driver stepped off and grabbed my bags for me. "Are you a Gold Member?" "No." "Well, I have to ask that." We sat in silence for a while; me staring at the mountains to our west, him watching traffic. "I've got to make another stop." He said. "I'm sorry." "That's fine with me. I'm in no hurry." "Hmm," he said, "Nobody's in no hurry." "Well, I'm in no hurry." "You think people hurry too much?" "Maybe most people are more important than I am. Maybe they've really got someplace they need to be." "Now, don't say that. If you're not important and I'm driving you around, what does that make me?" "Fair enough." "Plus, that's just how it is. It's about class. They got to make you think you aren't good enough so you'll want what other people got. Think of how many people run around trying to get all made up and here you are on my bus all relaxed and you got a natural beauty. You're a real natural beauty." Yep, a natural beauty. Let me tell you, when that's the first thing you hear upon arriving in a city, you become immediately predisposed to liking that city. When, after a leisurely stroll, you find a place that sells Jack Daniels chocolate chocolate chip ice cream, you start to love said city.