Celebrity Gossip and other Sitemeter Gems

Judging from the searches that bring people here, an overwhelming number of internet users are curious about hermaphrodite porn. A smaller number want "aunt fucking nephew" or "tiny girl sex." "Tiny girl sex" searchers, yuck. A pox on you. But, my friends, ever since Kenny Chesney announced he was getting divorced, I've been getting at least one hit a day from folks looking for information on the Kenny Chesney/Payton Manning affair. Unfortunately, I know next to nothing about such an affair. However, if there were, say, artistic nude shots of said affair, I'd be happy to view them. You know, for the sake of science.