Motivating the Butcher

You want to see the Butcher move? Just hear a knock, look outside, and say to Mrs. Wigglebottom, "That's a cop car parked behind my car. Hmm. The police are here." That man will be out of his bed at speeds that make Superman jealous. Anyway, no police at our door, but I wonder if the neighbors finally did each other in and I just slept through it.