Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Another Half-Assed Post

Here's a poem I wrote just now in honor of my dog: Dear dog, I'm eating breakfast I'm sure you noticed as you were laying right beside me farting out your ass. There's nothing more delightful Than dog farts and OJ. I hope that's a smell/taste combo I don't encounter again today.

2 Comments:

Blogger grandefille said...

Okay, great minds. Except I wasn't writing about *puppy* poots today.

Look at it this way: at least she's not reintroducing you to her butt when she does it, like the cats do. The comparative volume and magnitude at that proximity would probably knock out your contact lenses. Or set your eyebrows afire.

By the way, your note the other day about W. being her maiden name almost made me pass out laughing.

~waves frantically to Mrs. W.~

12/14/2005 09:58:00 AM  
Blogger jag said...

This just made me laugh so freaking hard I think I'm busted reading blogs at work.

12/15/2005 01:37:00 PM  

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